Thursday, January 28, 2010J: "Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines."
M: "Hahaha! I'm going to text that to my kids. How do you spell corduroy?"
(A few minutes later.)
M: "So I asked my daughter if she's heard of corduroy pillows and this is her response: 'Mom, are you drunk? Is that a band?' My son replied, 'Is that a band? Is it a movie? Mom, what is it?'"
J: "But you didn't send the punch line."
M: "I know, I'm waiting for them to say, 'No, I haven't heard of corduroy pillows.' but instead I get, 'Mom, are you drunk?' When am I ever drunk?? I'm at work."
It's all in the delivery.