Thursday, December 10, 2009M: "I don't talk much, but when I do, it's fact, accurate... I'm like that silent nerd."
M: "Sushi wasn't invented in Japan, Jake. That's a myth. Sushi was invented here in the USA in Texas. It's just like you think Mexico has tacos. There are no tacos in Mexico. It's a myth."
M: "Jake, have you seen Dancing with the Blue Iguana?"
M: "Yes you have! You've seen it, Jake."
M: "Jake, it's not dancing with the Blue Iguana, it's dancing at the Blue Iguana, and I'm not even sure it's an iguana. Concentrate, yo!