Wednesday, March 31, 2010M. left worked shortly after I arrived, due to being extremely tired. Her date went very well last night and apparently she didn't get much sleep. The following is a text conversation between us from the late afternoon:
M: "What are you doing, Jakeypoo?"
J: "Working. Why aren't you asleep?"
M: "Because I just wolf up."
J: "This is you tomorrow: IDON'TWANNABEHERETODAY!! Waaaaa!! I'msotiiiiiired! WHY??????"
J: You just wolf up??
J: It's about time! I've been waiting for you to WOLF UP for weeks!"
M: "Hahaha! You know what I meant. Why aren't YOU asleep?"
M: "Hahaha Jake!!! On the weekend I was surrounded by FBI agents, and it was nice. Then I had to in to in to work... :\"
J: "You had to in to in to work??"
M: "Ha ha ha! Hey, some of us can't take showers, pee, do their makeup and text perfectly at the same time, OK?"
M: "I had to go into work."
M: "On the weekend."
J: "Why did you come into work on the weekend? We're closed."
J: "Is that when you WOLFED UP?"
M: "Hahaha no."
J: "Where is my picture of you? Today is the last day of March! You promised I'd have it by today."
M: "Do you want promises or pictures? Think about it, Jake!!!"
J: "I want a bracey smile photo of you, all happy and bracey!"
M: "I diem in to work on the weekend. I went to work on Monday after being surrounded by FBI agents on the weekend."
J: "You diem into work on the weekend... WHAT ARE YOU SAYING???"
J: "WOLF UP, M!"
M: "Hahaha! Font be jealous, Lake."
J: "I speak English."
M: "Hahaha lol and hahaha! ::Throwing wadded paper at you::"
J: "MORE wadded up paper? You are so predictable."
M: "Foot put me in a boxes!"
M: "And stop pinching your face!"
J: "My forehead hurts and burns. I need help!"
J: "Did you say you put your foot in a box??"
M: "I'm going to tape your fingers."
J: "I'm going to tape your braces!"