POO OR CHOCOLATE

Wednesday, March 24, 2010 The following is a text conversation that occurred after M. left work for the day. Some background info- last night M. went home to discover her Chihuahua had eaten an entire chocolate bar. She took him to the vet and they made him puke it all out. M: "Sooooo how about a picture of a really cool couch?" J: "OK, send it." M: "Are you feeling the need to puke? Did you eat chocolate?" M: "It's OK, Jake. It's only bad for dogs and fish." M: "For fish because it clouds their water." J: "Ha ha! You are not right in the head." M: "And you are not sure WHAT is in the tank! Poo or chocolate. Then you taste it and realize IT'S BOTH!" J: "Or is it Ovalteen?" M: "Then YOU get sick and you're not sure if it was the fish water, the poo, or the chocolate and decide to cut all of those from your diet. Just to be safe." M: "It's sad when you can't eat poo." M: "WELCOME TO MY WORLD, JAKE!!!!!" J: "Are you on drugs?" M: "Of course." J: "Well gimme some!" M: "Then you go to a poo supplement... It's NOT the same." M: "Poo????" M: "Don't be gross, Jake." J: "Where is the pic of the couch?" J: "Hello?? Where did you go??" 45 Minutes Later, M: "OH MY GOD! ALL I CAN SAY IS I LOOKED UP AND IT DIDN'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE !!!" J: "You got a face peel?" M: "No, a wax." J: "Ahhhh..." J: "So where is the pic of the couch?" M: "YOU DIDN'T TELL ME IF YOU WANTED IT !!!" M: "You missed out. :\ Brown leather. Cream pillows." J: "Sounds like a chocolate bar." M: "Yup. I sat on it !!!"