M. LIBS #1 THE DASTARDLY SLAP

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Welcome to the first installment of M. LIBS! Write down the words in the blanks below and then read the hilarious true story aloud to your friends. HOURS OF FUN!!


WORDS:

#1.) Type of bird __________
#2.) Piece of office furniture __________
#3.) Type of animal __________
#4.) Female body part __________
#5.) Female body part __________
#6.) Female body part __________
#7.) Female body part __________
#8.) Female body part __________
#9.) Fast Food Restaurant __________
#10.) Emotion/Sensation __________
#11.) Female body part __________
#12.) Adjective __________
#13.) Piece of office furniture __________



STORY:

Today, M. sits at her desk, not unlike a ____#1____ sits at it's ____#2____. Suddenly, a ____#3____ walks by and slaps M. in the ____#4____ so hard, she falls onto her ____#5____, then hits her ____#6____ on the ____#7____, and lands face-down on the ____#8____.

"Eek!" a co-worker shouts, "Somebody call ____#9____!"

In the end, M. is ____#10____, and only her ____#11____ is ____#12____.

J: "Keep your private life out of it, and get off of that ____#13____."


THE END.